Satire story: Susan Boyle Voted Best-looking Woman In West Lothian

Susan Boyle, the talented Scottish singer, has been voted the 'best-looking woman in West Lothian' in a local 'beauty pageant'. Which doesn't say much for the rest of the county. Boyle, a right dog, er, underdog, when Susan Boyle Voted Best-looking Woman In West LothianSatire about

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