Satire story: Susan Boyle's Belly Breaks Out of Trouser Prison

Tasty songbird Susan Boyle suffered an amazing wardrobe malfunction last night when her six-pack made a successful bid for blobby freedom. Susan, or SuBo as she's currently called, was in Glasgow watching her beloved Celtic losing Susan Boyle's Belly Breaks Out of Trouser PrisonSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....