Satire story: Sylvia Browne Critically Injured While Channeling

(New York) Ucs News: Sylvia Browne the well known but controversial celebrity psychic received life threatening injures in a bizarre "accident" last night. According to witness attending the session with Browne, Sylvia Browne Critically Injured While ChannelingSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....