Satire story: Tennis: That One Guy Who Doesn't Hardly Ever Lose Wins Again

That one really incredible tennis player from somewhere in Europe or maybe Argentina, who's only lost once in like a bazillion years, he won a bunch of times in a row and beat that Portugese Tennis: That One Guy Who Doesn't Hardly Ever Lose Wins AgainSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......