Satire story: Tenuous Irish Connection Enough For Most People, Finds Survey

Brits across the country are preparing to celebrate St Patrick's Day after insisting that their incredibly tenous genetic link to the Emerald Isle is all the excuse they need to get hideously drunk on a Tenuous Irish Connection Enough For Most People, Finds SurveySatire about

Sagittarius horoscope

You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......