Satire story: Tesco Ban Bare Footed Slobs In Pyjamas, Whatever Next!

Tesco, Britains largest supermarket, has had the cheek to ban all barefooted people wearing pyjamas, nightgowns, only their undies and sometimes, nothing. A spokesman, Dame Mary Whitehouse Jnr. said: "It is embarrassing for other customers when... Tesco Ban Bare Footed Slobs In Pyjamas, Whatever Next!Satire about

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