Satire story: Thank God For The Conservatives!

Middle Englanders everywhere were falling to their knees giving thanks this morning as they awoke to find David Cameron firmly ensconced in the hallowed halls of Downing Street. For, as we can exclusively reveal - The Thank God For The Conservatives!Satire about

Pisces horoscope

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