Satire story: Thanksgiving Snaffles Up Turkey Tycoon Bernard Matthews

Norfuk - (Cold Turkey Stuff): Karmic synchronicity saw the octogenarian's death on Turkey Day, aka Thanksgiving. Matthews died peacefully surrounded by his flock of Broad Breasted Bronzes, Bourbon Reds, Spanish Blacks and Midget Whites. Among... Thanksgiving Snaffles Up Turkey Tycoon Bernard MatthewsSatire about

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