Satire story: The Cake Exploder

My son has been home the past two days with strep throat. He's been switching between watching episodes of Cake Boss and Mythbusters on Netflix through the Wii. From this I've determined that The Cake ExploderSatire about

Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......