Satire story: The Crossbow Cannibal In Court As Police Accused of Backing Tories

Ven Pariah has appeared in court and given his name as 'Crossbow Cannibal'. Stephen Griffiths is either going for the Broadmoor Bastard option, or wants Nasty Notoriety. The tawdry tabloids are absolutely delighted with the The Crossbow Cannibal In Court As Police Accused of Backing ToriesSatire about

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