Satire story: The Day The Earth Got Spanked

Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity's Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters! The Day The Earth Got SpankedSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....