Satire story: The Final Four Strut Their "A" Stuff On America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Popsicle Stick" Cannon strutted out on the America's Got Talent finale stage and looked like a full-fledged circus ringmaster except not as fat, not as loud, and not as white. He introduced The Final Four Strut Their "A" Stuff On America's Got TalentSatire about

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