Satire story: The Jay Leno Show Beaten In The Ratings By The Condiment Channel

LOS ANGELES - The Jay Leno Show has only been on the air for six weeks and it has already been beaten in the ratings by a Cable TV Network. The Condiment Channel knocked Leno's NBC The Jay Leno Show Beaten In The Ratings By The Condiment ChannelSatire about

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