Satire story: The Rumor Mills Say Ashley Cole May Be Sold To Real Madrid

LONDON - The English rumor mills are working overtime with word that Chelsea footballer and soon-to-be-ex-husband of Cheryl Cole may be sold to Real Madrid. Several insiders have said that the Chelsea organization is fed up The Rumor Mills Say Ashley Cole May Be Sold To Real MadridSatire about

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