Satire story: The South Ain't Gonna Rise Again...i Hope

I was doing my morning Google, which is my political equivalent of running mental laps, when I came across a piece written by Marc Ambinder, the politics editor of The South Ain't Gonna Rise Again...i HopeSatire about

Aquarius horoscope

You must also smell as sweet as you look. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous....