Satire story: The Taylor Swift - Jake Gyllenhall Long-distance Fairy Tale Relationship Has Finally Imploded

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift sat in her $1.2 million touring bus painting her toenails when she was asked by her bass guitarist how things were going between her and her beau Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhall. Taylor The Taylor Swift - Jake Gyllenhall Long-distance Fairy Tale Relationship Has Finally ImplodedSatire about

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