Satire story: The Tsa Says Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, And Kim Kardashian Will Be Exempt From Airport "Pat Downs" Due To Their Celebrity Status

LOS ANGELES - The Transportation Security Administration has issued a departmental directive stating that Hollywood celebrities Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian will all be exempt from having to go through a "Pat Down" The Tsa Says Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, And Kim Kardashian Will Be Exempt From Airport "Pat Downs" Due To Their Celebrity StatusSatire about

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