Satire story: The Wild, The Innocent And The Lax Shuttle

So, our Scottish superstar has returned to the UK, via LAX, in tears after a knockback from Lou Reed. So what? Susan, your fans adore you and you can now concentrate on your performance for the The Wild, The Innocent And The Lax ShuttleSatire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......