Satire story: Thirty Years Cnn: On The Downfall of Hard News

CNN, the nation's oldest all-news cable program, marks it's thirty year anniversary on June 1st. For the hard of counting, that means the station, then under the Thirty Years Cnn: On The Downfall of Hard NewsSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......