Satire story: This Just In: Time Doesn't Fly When You're Havin' Fun

Washington Wizards player Michael Ruffin, thinking a win over the Toronto Raptors was secure, heaved the ball skyward in the waning seconds, only to have it caught by Raptors guard Morris Peterson, whose desperation 31-footer This Just In: Time Doesn't Fly When You're Havin' FunSatire about

Taurus horoscope

Spank yourself silly today because you're been VERY VERY bad. Your irrelevance becomes clear today and you will feel......