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Three wise men were reported last night by the Jordanian Desert Patrol traveling east from Najd and the Arabian Peninsula on camels through the Syrian Dessert at pretty fast speeds. Apparently, they were in a Three Wise Men Depend On OnstarSatire about

Aries horoscope

All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......