Satire story: Tiger Woods And His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning A Thanksgiving Day Wedding

WINDEMERE, Florida - It appears that Eldrick Tont Wood's golf game isn't getting any better but his 'off-the-course' 'ball' game seems to be doing okay as evidenced by his latest much-younger, white, blonde girlfriend 22-year-old Tiger Woods And His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning A Thanksgiving Day WeddingSatire about

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