Satire story: Tiger Woods Says Wife Has Ruined His Clubs

Tiger Woods, the world's number 1 golfer and philanderer, has criticised his wife for her part in last week's accident outside his Orlando home, and says she has "completely ruined" his golf clubs. Elin Nordegren, who Tiger Woods Says Wife Has Ruined His ClubsSatire about

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