Satire story: Tila Tequila Auditions For, Then Is Savagely Beaten By, Juggalos At Concert

Tila Nguy?n, the academically challenged television whore known as Tile Tequila, is having her face sewn back on at a suburban Chicago hospital, after being unceremoniously removed from the stage of an Insane Clows Posse Tila Tequila Auditions For, Then Is Savagely Beaten By, Juggalos At ConcertSatire about

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