Satire story: To Democrats: Do Not Cut And Run With Scissors

As the election beckons, please consider our humble opinion - and do what we say! (Is that too much to ask?)The Democrats know in their craven black hearts the closeness of the campaign of good... To Democrats: Do Not Cut And Run With ScissorsSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....