Satire story: Toms River Man Celebrates Passing Field Sobriety Test By Shooting Himself In The Head

A 53-year-old motorist who used a utility pole to stop his car celebrated passing his field sobriety test by shooting himself in the head, said Toms River, NJ police. "Our officer was patrolling his usual route, Toms River Man Celebrates Passing Field Sobriety Test By Shooting Himself In The HeadSatire about

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