Satire story: Tony And Cherie Laugh Off 'Imminent Police Raid' Rumors

London - (Portents): Dulcet strains of The Godfather theme song 'Speak Softly Love' were heard wafting across Connaught Square this afternoon amid rumors that Tony and Cherie will be busted in the morning. Inside their end-of-terrace Tony And Cherie Laugh Off 'Imminent Police Raid' RumorsSatire about

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