Satire story: Tony Hayward's Shock Bp Quote: "If The Cap Doesn't Fit I'll Use A Condom"

Beleaguered BP boss Tony Hayward has sought inspiration from the contraceptives industry as his men vainly try to plug the leaking oil pipe in the Gulf of Mexico. "What we're attempting today is a variation on Tony Hayward's Shock Bp Quote: "If The Cap Doesn't Fit I'll Use A Condom"Satire about

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......