Satire story: Tony Haywood Kidnapped By Somali Pirates In Sailboat Race

It was announced at a noon press conference that embattled CEO of BP has been kidnapped by Somali pirates. Tony Haywood, the CEO born with two left feet in his mouth, had escaped the Tony Haywood Kidnapped By Somali Pirates In Sailboat RaceSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......