Satire story: Top Prospect Makes It Official, Signs With Chicago

CHICAGO, Illinois. Top college prospect Adam Welkin ended months of speculation today as he signed a national letter of intent to attend the University of Chicago, a school with a storied football past but virtually... Top Prospect Makes It Official, Signs With ChicagoSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....