Satire story: Tories Plan Microchipping Benefit Claimants And Replacing Welfare With Repayable Loans
Whitehole, London - (Penurious Mess): New Tory welfare proposals will see claimants microchipped like Pet Passport holders and benefit payments replaced with repayable loans, much like student grants. Tories Plan Microchipping Benefit Claimants And Replacing Welfare With Repayable LoansSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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