Satire story: Toronto Blue Jays On Ice

Toronto (AP) - Due to Canadians having very little affection for any sport not played on Ice the Toronto Blue Jays will now play on a Baseball 'Rink'. The 7th inning stretch will include the Toronto Blue Jays On IceSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......