Satire story: Torres Can't Kop A Feel

Liverpool superstar Fernando Torres has admitted he doesn't wasn't Liverpool to win the title as it may harm his chances with the gay section of the Kop end. Speaking outspokenly about the situation Torres (20 something) Torres Can't Kop A FeelSatire about

Leo horoscope

There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......