Satire story: Tortoise Named Champion In Wake of Hare Doping Scandal

World track champion Hare has been stripped of all medals after failing a routine drug test. The decision means that Tortoise, who finished second in their highly publicized race, becomes the new champion. Tortoise Named Champion In Wake of Hare Doping ScandalSatire about

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