Satire story: Tosser Rob Pattinson Opens Up About Nailing Kristen Stewart
VANCOUVER, B.C. - Wanting to "set the record straight," Rob Pattinson opened up in an interview about rumors concerning himself and his beloved costar, Kristen Stewart. "It's just totally false," said the British actor sheepishly, Tosser Rob Pattinson Opens Up About Nailing Kristen StewartSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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