Satire story: Toxic Scare Leads China To Recall Dolly Llama

(2007-10-17) -- On the heels of several hazardous toy warnings, Chinese government officials today announced that "potentially toxic effects" have led it to recall the Dolly Llama, which has become a big hit in the Toxic Scare Leads China To Recall Dolly LlamaSatire about

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