Satire story: Translation Software Breaks Down - No-one Can Understand Scots Any More

In a blow to Alex Salmond's promise to bring Scotland into the 21st century, the translation software that enables the rest of the world to understand what Scotch folk say, has broken down. Translation Software Breaks Down - No-one Can Understand Scots Any MoreSatire about

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