Satire story: Tsa Ends Travelers Airport Scanner Concerns: Air Travelers With Petite Breast Or Penis Can Now Strap On Fake Body Parts

Washington DC - At a Washington press conference today Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano announced a alteration in TSA policies calculated to alleviate air travelers airport screening concerns. "We here at the Tsa Ends Travelers Airport Scanner Concerns: Air Travelers With Petite Breast Or Penis Can Now Strap On Fake Body PartsSatire about

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