Satire story: Tv Advertising Execs Hail N.h. Results

"The lack of a clear winner in the early primaries is encouraging," declared a spokesman for television broadcasters. "And not just for democracy but for our projected ad revenues as well." read Tv Advertising Execs Hail N.h. ResultsSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......