Satire story: Twilight's Rob Pattinson Says Kristen Was Going To Give Him A "Hummer' For His Birthday!

While attending the Detroit Auto Show, actor Rob Pattinson dropped a bombshell when he admitted lingering feelings for actress Kristen Stewart. "She said she'd give a really great birthday present. I asked her what that could Twilight's Rob Pattinson Says Kristen Was Going To Give Him A "Hummer' For His Birthday!Satire about

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