Satire story: Ub313 Demands Status As 10th Planet

Matthew writes: Emissaries of the enigmatic planet-sized-and-shaped-object-orbiting-the-sun UB313 have again demanded planetary status now that its size has been measured and confirmed to be larger than Pluto. Ub313 Demands Status As 10th PlanetSatire about

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