Satire story: Ufo Lands In Hampshire Field - Aliens Get Out, Appear To Have A Row, Then Fly Off Again

Hampshire farmer, Ichabod Burrzeman was last night doing the rounds of his land near Odiham, when he was astonished to see a bright light in the sky - which appeared to be be coming closer, Ufo Lands In Hampshire Field - Aliens Get Out, Appear To Have A Row, Then Fly Off AgainSatire about

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