Satire story: UK Flu Pandemic - Are You Shittin' Yourself Yet?

The government and mass media are dismayed by the significant outpouring of indifference to its attempt at scaremongering the British public. Despite vain attempts at building up the various types of flu into almost apocalyptic proportions, UK Flu Pandemic - Are You Shittin' Yourself Yet?Satire about

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