Satire story: Uk's 1,000 Ex-kgb Spooks To Spend Russian Orthodox Xmas In Slammer Say Cops

London - (Bad Add Mess): Up to 1,000 of the UK's ex-KGB spooks 'who simply melted into the UK's New Labour Party' will spend their Russian Orthodox Xmas in the slammer according to the Met's Uk's 1,000 Ex-kgb Spooks To Spend Russian Orthodox Xmas In Slammer Say CopsSatire about

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