Satire story: Unabomber's House Property For Sale

The house and property of Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, has been put up for sale over ten years after it's owner was safely locked away for murder. In case you weren't around, letters and packages loaded Unabomber's House Property For SaleSatire about

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If you're ignorant are you blessed? Only with ignorance, my stupid friend. Money is literally no object for you this......