Satire story: Undocumented Turkey Off The Hook

Fending off attempts by the INS to deport him, a turkey that could not produce a green card at a local turkey farm was given a Presidential pardon yesterday in keeping with the spirit of Undocumented Turkey Off The HookSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......