Satire story: Unemployed Schwarzenegger Does A Stallone And Is To Star As An Oap Musclebound Conan The Barbarian!

Arnie Schwarzenegger is unemployed and Californian's are over the moon. Their latest senator was sworn in and Arnie sworn out with banana skins and rotten apples (all local products) following rapidly behind him. Now Arnie has Unemployed Schwarzenegger Does A Stallone And Is To Star As An Oap Musclebound Conan The Barbarian!Satire about

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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......