Satire story: Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.
(New York-NY) The universe officially ended today, but in a surprising reaction the Dow Jones average rose fifty-percent. Its highest gain in, since time no longer exists those details were unavailable Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.Satire aboutVirgo horoscope
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