Satire story: University Challenge: Geek Woofters Beat Blonde Ball Breakers

In a stunningly dull TV battle, last night, the geeks of Queens Cambridge just managed to see off three blokes and a blonde from Balliol Oxford 190-155. Neither of the two teams was ever likely to University Challenge: Geek Woofters Beat Blonde Ball BreakersSatire about

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