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An Oxfordshire man lost his brain, as it spilled out on to the pavement outside Goldsmith's, in Oxford city centre today. The unnamed man, 33, was nonchalantly waiting for his wife to stop looking at necklaces, Urgent Brain Operation Required As Mother's Warnings IgnoredSatire about

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